Doberman Dan's most INSANE and "too good to be true" claim EVER...

Dear Friend,

It’s a crazy, audacious, probably even ridiculous claim.

And even though copywriters are often accused of hyperbole... I can look you in the eye and tell you this with 100% conviction:

YES, it really is possible to create INSTANT WEALTH!

That is, once you know the ancient mystical secret of “Neuro-Alchemy.”

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It's a crazy, outlandish and even an unbelievable claim...

However... read on and I can PROVE to you that YES!... it's possible to turn "woo" into "wealth!"

And I can show YOU how to do it, too!

100% True... Time Tested... And PROVEN!

Here’s what it’s all about:

A few years ago, I was desperate.

The 30+ years of suffering from PTSD, depression and chronic pain had come to a boiling point.

The emotional and physical pain was the worst it had ever been.

It felt like someone had taken the “suffer” knob from where it had been hovering between 4 and 5... and cranked it to 11. (I love using obscure "mockumentary" movie references.)

I was in such emotional and physical pain, I went from taking things day by day, like I’d been doing the previous 30 years… but now I could only survive living minute by minute.

On the worst days, second by second.

If you’ve ever experienced anything like that, then I don’t have to tell ya...

It Makes Life UNBEARABLE!

So I needed to find a solution… and I needed to find it FAST. Because I really believed that my very survival was on the line. (Sadly, it was.)

My desperation led me to look in the strangest of places.

And I hit a lot of dead ends.

Then… finally… after months of searching… I had a breakthrough.

For some unknown reason, a thought popped into my head out of nowhere.

I remembered a book title I had heard more than 30 years ago. (As I recall, the person who mentioned it was actually making fun of it.)

But for some unknown reason, I couldn’t get that book title out of my head.

So I made a beeline to the local Barnes and Noble to see, if by some small chance, they had it in stock.

Much to my surprise, they did. They had one single, solitary copy.

I snatched it off the shelf, rushed to the cash register, whipped it out (my credit card silly!), bought the book, planted my cute little white booty on a chair outside the bookstore... and started reading immediately.

Within just a few minutes, I intuitively knew that I had finally discovered...

The Breakthrough I Was Seeking!

Now, I didn’t find everything I needed in that book.

But what it did for me was this:

It got me started on the path to finding all the other sources I needed.

After that, it was up to me to connect all the dots from all the ancient esoteric texts I had unearthed.

It didn’t happen overnight. It was a process of going down the rabbit hole, making new discoveries, using myself as the guinea pig to test them...

Discarding what didn’t work, keeping what did… and always looking for the missing piece of the puzzle. The “master key” so to speak.

Over time, I got closer and closer to connecting all the dots.

Then, after months and months of searching, I finally discovered the missing piece of the puzzle.

After that, almost like magic...

I Had Cracked The Code On The Ancient Mystics' Secret To INSTANT WEALTH!

And just like I told you earlier, that kind of wealth can be created INSTANTLY!

Why would you want this intangible wealth?

Well, for starters, it makes you FEEL GREAT!

It’s as if the scales fall off your eyes, you get a new lease on life and you can see everything and everybody in a new light.

You feel on top of the world. Like everything is going your way.

As if the universe is conspiring to line up everything in your favor.

Bottom line, you feel happy.

Hmmmmmmmm... on second thought “happy” isn’t the right word. Maybe a better way to describe it is this:

When you create the kind of INSTANT wealth I’m talking about… you float through your day with a profound feeling of…

It's A Feeling You EXPERIENCE!

In case you’ve never heard that word before it means “mental calmness, composure, and evenness of temper, especially in difficult situations.”

In other words, a sense of peace. A feeling that no matter what happens, everything’s gonna be alright.

The “peace which passeth all understanding.”

And I gotta tell ya… it makes navigating your way through the complicated and convoluted cosmos in which we live a whole heckuva lot more enjoyable.

Listen, if that were the only thing you got from this “Neuro Alchemy” secret, it would still be worth more than all the gold that used to be in Fort Knox.

But there’s more.

A lot more.

If you’re willing to do the work to make it happen, you can transmute your newfound metaphysical wealth into actual, real, 'hold-it-in-your-hands' monetary wealth.

Now don’t get me wrong.

I’m not saying that you can create instant material wealth.

I’ve never been able to do that. Nor do I know any human being on this planet who can do it.

I’ve only been able to create monetary wealth by applying myself and focusing on some task or product that creates value in the marketplace I can exchange for material riches.

However… I’ve discovered that when you create this “mental wealth” with the techniques that I’ll show you… oftentimes your journey to create monetary wealth will be much, much easier.

Or… in the worst-case scenario, the process you must follow to create actual physical wealth will be a whole lot more enjoyable.

Either way, you win!

Sound good?

Great! Then let’s get down to brass tacks, shall we?

Here’s what I’m offering you today:

Take me up on this limited time offer and I’ll show you the techniques I’ve discovered to create this instant “wealth” we’ve been talking about.

The wealth of FEELING GREAT.

The wealth of feeling happy and hopeful.

The wealth of equanimity... the “peace which passeth all understanding.”

It’s easy to do and it only takes a few minutes a day.

Even better, you can discover and practice these techniques in less than a half hour… in the privacy of your own home.

No study required.

No dogma to believe.

No effort needed. (Well, almost no effort.)

Once I show you how to do it, you’ll have it. And you’ll have it for life!

It’s that easy.

Even better… you can do it anytime and anywhere. And nobody will know you’re using this Neuro-Alchemy secret. Because it’s something you do internally by taking control of the only facet of your autonomous nervous system you can consciously control.

On the outside it will look like “business as usual.”

However, on the inside you’ll be hacking your autonomous nervous system to create all the “FEEL GREAT” hormones that produce INSTANT RICHES!

You don’t have to “believe” in anything, “convert” to anything or get into any kind of dogma at all. Because this is 100% based on nothing but human biology.

And YES, it will work for you, too!

I’ve put all these “instant wealth” techniques and discoveries into a new product I’m calling…

Recently I hosted a Zoom meeting for all of my Neuro-Alchemy customers.

I went into more details about the strange way I discovered these secrets... and how I’ve been using them to create the kind of life I desire.

But MUCH more important than that, how YOU can use them to create any kind of life that you want.

Take me up on this crazy low-priced offer before the deadline and you'll get access to the replay of that revealing Zoom meeting. (I shared some personal and somewhat embarrassing stuff that I'd NEVER shared publicly before!)

However, you can only get access to this webinar replay when you take action before the countdown timer at the top of this page goes to zero.

If you wait until after that, you’ll have missed out on this FREE BONUS for good.

Here’s the dealio:

You can get IMMEDIATE ACCESS to The Neuro-Alchemy Secret To Instant Wealth for only $49.

Now… in my nutty noggin, I can almost hear someone saying something like this:

“Dan, if this secret is soooooooo darn life changing, why are you only charging 49 bucks?”

Good question. And I’m glad you asked.

There are a few reasons:

I wanted to price it low enough so that everybody can afford it…

I wanted my customers to see that they can get an EXPONENTIAL return on investment if they practice these secrets… and…

Since this is video/audio instruction with accompanying written instruction, it doesn't involve me providing any personal one-on-one training or hand holding. This way leverages my time and allows me to keep the price really low.

Look, I know I’ve made some OUTRAGEOUS promises in this letter.

But based on what I know about this ancient Neuro-Alchemy secret… and how it affects your dorsal vagus nerve function and sympathetic/parasympathetic nervous system… I can tell you with 100% confidence…

This WILL Work For You!

In fact, biologically speaking, it has to work.

For the exact same reason that the sun will always rise in the east. And 2 + 2 will always equal 4.

Because what the Neuro-Alchemy secret does is this:

It works with your biology and allows you to take conscious control of the most powerful part of your autonomic nervous system.

And when you do that, it’s like taking control of the reins of a powerful stallion. That way, YOU can direct that mighty and muscular beast to do what you want. instead of what most people do, allow it to control you... always dragging you around on a wild, out of control ride.

In other words, if you’re a human being with a normal functioning nervous system…

I GUARANTEE The "Neuro-Alchemy Secret" Will Do What I've Promised In This Letter!

However… having said all that... if for some inexplicable reason you don't think you're getting the value from this product that I promised in this letter, OF COURSE I'll refund your money. (Only a low life, sleezy schmuck would refuse to return an unhappy customer’s money.)

If you would like to have the ability to create INSTANT WEALTH and experience...

The wealth of FEELING GREAT…

The wealth of feeling happy and hopeful..

And the wealth of equanimity… the “peace which passeth all understanding”...

Then you can’t put this off even one minute longer.

Right this very moment...

TIME SENSITIVE!

Take action NOW... before the countdown timer at the top of the page goes to zero. Otherwise, you'll miss out on the FAST ACTION BONUS… the replay of the Neuro-Alchemy open counseling webinar. So you can get all your questions answered... and you can start using this RIGHT AWAY to improve everything in your life and FEEL GREAT!

Thanks for reading... and thank you in advance for your order.

I appreciate your business. But much more important than that, I appreciate YOU!

All the best,

P.S. It doesn’t matter if you’ve tried other self-improvement programs before and failed.

You see, most of those programs are like trying to force a square peg into a round hole. Because they make you think you can simply “erase and replace” limiting beliefs.

But I got news for ya... it doesn’t work that way.

If someone doesn’t show you how to take control of your autonomic nervous system so you can create the change needed in your brain wave state to “implant” a new empowering belief… then no amount of positive thinking, affirmations or prayer will EVER work for you.

So if you’ve done any kind of self-improvement programs in the past… but you weren't doing the techniques I’ll show you in The Neuro-Alchemy Secret To Instant Wealth... there's a 99.9% chance that you’ll NEVER experience the changes you want to create in your life.

But it’s not your fault!

You simply have been missing out on the “Neuro-Alchemy” secret. The missing piece of the puzzle you need to crack the code to creating the INSTANT WEALTH we’ve talked about in this letter.

The wealth of FEELING GREAT!

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DISCLAIMER: The results stated above are my personal results and/or those of my clients. Neither my results nor the results of my clients are typical. And it’s important that you know, I’m not implying you’ll duplicate those results. You see, I’ve been practicing this stuff for several years, so I’ve had a lot of “trial and error” time to get really good at it. In fact, I can’t imply or guarantee that you’ll get any results at all. Because my experience shows that the average person who buys “how to” information gets little to no results. Because, you see, even though most people have good intentions when buying instructional products or courses, most never actually DO anything. And taking action is the primary requisite for getting results. In fact, without action, it’s impossible to get results. I’m using the results stated in this message as references for example purposes only. Your results will vary and depend on many factors… including but not limited to your experience, attitude and work ethic. If you're not willing to accept that fact, please do NOT buy this program.

The Neuro-Alchemy Secret Of The Ancient Mystics That Produces INSTANT Wealth!

All this talk about alchemy, mysticism and instant riches... it sounds pretty crazy, doesn’t it?

I know how you feel. Just a few years ago, I would have felt the same way.

But let me tell you what I’ve found...

YES, you really can create INSTANT WEALTH out of thin air!

However, I have to tell you...

This isn’t wealth in the material sense. (Although you can have that if you desire... AND if you’re willing to do the work required to get it.)

The wealth I’m talking about is... well... it’s kinda hard to describe in mere words.

I guess you could call this wealth...

Otherworldly...

Transcendent...

Spiritual...

In other words...

Equanimity!

The Neuro-Alchemy Secret To Instant Wealth!

Replay Of An Online Open Counseling Session With Me Answering All Your Questions!

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Listen, I don't want you to miss out on the FAST ACTION BONUS... so allow me to reiterate that this offer is...

Just a handful of the things you’ll discover are…

The fastest, most effective, most PROVEN way of creating “riches” out of thin air… instantly! (Like we spoke about earlier, I’m not talking about material riches. I’m talking about internal, transcendent, FEEL GREAT riches.)

Wanna transmute your newfound metaphysical “wealth” into real, hold-in-your-hand, deposit-it-in-the-bank material wealth? THIS simple technique can help you do just that!

Ever had a great day… a day where it felt like everything was going your way? Do this and you can have that kind of day, EVERY day! (It’s “woo woo”… but it works!)

The three different levels of Neuro-Alchemy… and how to use each one to create an INSTANT change in your “wealth consciousness”… and a “prosperity transcendence” that goes higher and higher with each level! (Level Three is like “equanimity on steroids.” If you’ve ever tried any kind of self-improvement program in the past and failed, this will NEVER fail you!)

How to replace your old limiting beliefs with new EMPOWERING beliefs. (If you’ve tried to do this in the past and failed, it was because you didn’t know the jealously guarded “Tesla secret” of Neuro-Alchemy. Once you know this, limiting beliefs will be a thing of the past… and you can SMASH through all the barriers that have been holding you back!)

An ancient secret that allows you to take control of your autonomous nervous system (the parasympathetic to be exact) and manipulate it into creating an almost IMMEDIATE feeling of peace, love and happiness! (If you thought you could only feel this way by using “substances,” you’re WRONG. Do this and your own body will produce the most effective -- and SAFE -- “feel good” substances in the world!)

And MUCH more!

Invest in The Neuro-Alchemy Secret To Instant Wealth today and you’ll get IMMEDIATE ACCESS to…

The Neuro-Alchemy Secret video module - This video reveals everything in detail... including all three levels of the Neuro-Alchemy techniques. (Some folks get what they need with Level One. But if that doesn’t get you there, there’s Level Two. And for the daring few who wanna soar to the highest of heights, Level Three will definitely take you there!)

The Neuro-Alchemy Secret audio - You'll also get the audio portion of the video in case you prefer to listen instead of watching a video.

The Neuro-Alchemy Secret transcription - This is a PDF transcription of the Neuro-Alchemy teachings. I'm including it so you can go back and refresh your memory without having to review the video or audio.

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Pax vobiscum.

After testing this like a mad scientist over the last three years... seeing, feeling and experiencing the results in the most MIRACULOUS of ways... I can promise you this:

If you want to experience INSTANT RICHES in your life, I’ve discovered the GUARANTEED way of doing that.

Listen, I know this sounds completely crazy... especially coming from me. Because if you’ve been following me for even just a short period of time then you know that I’m probably one of the most pragmatic, feet-firmly-planted-on-the-ground dudes on the planet.

Heck, I’ve even made fun of those “name it and claim it” law of attraction shysters.

But this ancient “Neuro-Alchemy” secret has nothing to do with any of that.

It’s ancient esoteric knowledge that has been proven for thousands of years.

And if you’ll stick with me for just a few minutes, I’ll PROVE TO YOU that this audacious and almost unbelievable claim is...